true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn
why would the movie eat my popcorn
nevermind i get it
(via fiftyshadesofgravy)
i lost my mood ring
i dont know how i feel about this
(via fartgallery)
pro tip: if somebody is angry at you, start crawling on the ground and lick their feet. if you can convince them that you turned into a puppy they will stop being mad at you. it is impossible to be angry at puppies
(via badtexter)
*asks ouija board what’s for dinner*
“YES”
(via cj115forever)
I love her and that’s the beginning and end of everything.
F. Scott Fitzgerald about Zelda Fitzgerald in a letter to a friend dated Febuary 1920 (via lifeofsigh)
F. Scott Fitzgerald about Zelda Fitzgerald in a letter to a friend dated Febuary 1920 (via lifeofsigh)
(Source: larmoyante, via w3stghost)
money doesnt buy happiness but i cant say id be upset in the least bit if i suddenly inherited 5 million dollars
(via jesussbabymomma)
sometimes i drop things and am too lazy to pick them up, like pencils, or my hopes and dreams
(Source: njena, via -infuckti0n)
what i learned in high school
- you can pass some classes by being friends with the teacher
- there is more than one kind of cool
- if you write just random things on some homework then you may still get some point but the teacher will pull you aside because she is worried about you
- not all food is edible
- who cares
(via groudon)
